Greetings, fellow humans! I guess this is where I'm supposed to talk about myself. FWIW (for what it's worth), this is not something I enjoy doing in the slightest. I'd much rather hear all of your stories! Since I can't avoid it, though, here's a little taste of what I'm all about:

I'm #saltlife, but I ain't salty. I'm straight as an arrow, but you wouldn't know it hearing me sing along to Glee. I'm willing to listen. I'm unapologetically cheugy. I like dogs more than I like people. I'm farm fresh, and packed with protein. I'm a Ravenclaw who survived growing up with three Gryffindor siblings. I'm a true blue voter in a deep red state. I know #TheDress is gold and white. I was a gifted kid in school, and now I'm just depressed. I'm a proud pet owner.

I'm rough around the edges. I'm a total introvert, but you wouldn't know it hearing me sing along to Glee. I've known the love of my life since we shared a copy of The Catcher in the Rye. I've got a sweet tooth for revenge — and another for Reese's Pieces! I watch films, you stick to your movies. I think baby boys are perfect the way they come out. I believe in ghosts or aliens.

I get OCD when I see people's turning signals blinking out of sync. I don't drink coffee, but I'll have some tea if you're spilling. I browse with DuckDuckGo. I'm down to sesh, but I'm not passing it. I have faith in the TikTok Generation. Dank memes give me life. I'm an Ophiuchus, can't you tell?

That should provide at least a taste of what you’re in for. Hop on in, stay a while why don’t you? Welcome to my blog.